In between I received three indications I might be.
See, what happened was....well, it does sound kind of crazy now that I think about it...
I saw an image of George Washington in one of my kitchen cabinets.
Go ahead and take a close look at that picture above.
I'm talking about the left-most cabinet, below the reflection of the light.
It may not hit you at first - it took my brother a couple of looks before he went from being one of three people to think I was nuts to the only one who confirmed what I saw.
(After I posted the picture on Twitter he first said, "I think there was something else in that Beet Burger." [It wasn't meat! HA! That will never get old.] But after I exclaimed that I couldn't believe he didn't see it he wrote, "whoa. Not gonna lie, just saw it. I was fully prepared to make fun of you again, also. Bummer." So it's possible you'll see it. Joining him in disbelief, by the way, were my friend Dave [via Twitter], and my wife, who didn't see it live and in person.)
Anyway, I've lived in this house for 8 years and I hadn't seen this happen until now, so I guess it's OK if it takes you a minute or two.
What does it mean? Is it like that time the crying statue of the Virgin Mary was in my neighborhood and people lined up around the block to get a look? Will a museum come calling to accept it as an exhibit? Will it hit the news like those Jesus faces in grilled cheese sandwiches?
Am I just working too hard and, like Dave said, is it that "summer break can't come fast enough"?
I think that's just absolutely ridiculous.
Because clearly it means that George Washington is trying to send me a message through my cabinet.